Answer the ten questions to calculate how big your wiener is(theoretically). Press the next button to begin.

1) Which book would you rather read?

2) Have you ever had a pedicure?

3) Would you ever back down from a fight?

4) Pick a color.

5) Do you like to watch sports?

6) How many slices of pizza do you usually eat?

7) Which movie do you think you would prefer?

8) Do you perform your own vehicle maintenance and repairs?

9) What are you going to put on your sandwich?

10) When you struggle to open the pickle jar, do you ask someone who is stronger for help?